Chemistry doctor Paul Yale accidentally traveled through time to the Krone and became a fake eunuch. The Empress Dowager has premature aging! Watch me work my magic. The princess is sick! Time to take your medicine, my princess. The emperor is a woman! Sounds good! The prince wants to compete in poetry? I'll show him who's boss! The Minister of the Treasury is trying to trick me into covering a huge gold deficit? I'll just double it and gift it to the Treasury!